I consider myself a citizen of the world,’ I answered.” ‘I see no reason to change my nationality. Which of these funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning are your favorite? And which one can you relate to the most? Comment below and let us know!ĭon’t forget to check out our other funny and inspirational quotes.”‘Why haven’t you become a citizen?’ said another voice. Via hate spoilers, but I’d love to find out how 2020 ends. It’s called “Why are you doing it that way?” There are no winners. Via wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. Via to imagine how my kids were ever able to survive regular school days without 23 snacks. My husband’s nostrils make me uncomfortable. Via just find it funny that the same people who refuse to wear masks in public are the same ones who insist we cover our babies with a hot blanket to breastfeed. Via there’s one thing that scares me more than an apocalyptic end of the world, it’s the possibility that if my kids fail at homeschooling they have to retake it. Via wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is. The hardest part of homeschooling is trying to figure out what happened to Carole Baskin’s husband at the same time. Via years of swearing that I couldn’t clean my house because I didn’t have enough time, 2020 has proven that may have not been the reason. Via year 2020… Brought to you by the letters W, T and F. The best thing about homeschooling is that now I can add “I’ll fail you” to my repertoire of empty parenting threats. I feel like a Kindergartener who keeps losing recess time because a couple of kids can’t follow simple instructions. I told her to give me 30 minutes because I’m in a parent-teacher conference. My daughter walked in on me talking to myself. Via they just called it the “stay at home challenge” and posted it on social media, things would be completely back to normal by now. I’m not saying I’m going to suck at homeschooling my kids but my daughter just asked “Dad, what’s a synonym?” And I replied, “It’s a spice.” Via to brag, but I’ve been avoiding people since way before COVID ever showed up. Your home has 847 pencils in it, yet your child can never find one. Via far, 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.Īll of the kids who were taught common core math are about to learn “carry the one” from their new homeschool teacher.ĭue to quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes. Via not working out with a mask on is my new favorite excuse for not working out.
Via 2020 was a person, it would be Janice from Friends. If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be, I would have never guessed “teaching elementary school math.”
Make sure to share them with a friend!ĬOVID spelled backward is DIVOC. Here are my top 25 funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning.
I scoured the internet and social media for some things to make you smile. 2020 has been quite the year, hasn’t it? Between staying home for the last six months, helping our kids navigate school in front of a computer and the strange things that happen on a daily basis, I figured we could all use a little laughter.
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